Scene 2  -- Marlow and Moby stand in front of a shabby storefront where a HAG tries to entice them into her place of business.

HAG

COURAGE-TESTING MACHINE   (no music written)

OH, IT DON'T RUN ON COMPUTERS

NOR ON BATT'’RIES, NOR WITH PLUGS

IT'S A NEW KIND OF INVENTION YOU'VE NOT SEEN

IT WILL TELL IF YOU'RE BRAVE OR A YELLOW-BELLIED KNAVE

IT'S A REAL, LIVE, COURAGE-TESTING MACHINE.

FOR A SHILLING, IF YOU'RE WILLING

IT WILL TELL YOU, GOOD OR BAD,

ALL THE SECRETS OF YOUR PSYCHE AND YOUR SPLEEN

DO YOU WANT TO BE TOLD IF YOU'RE COWARDLY OR BOLD?

TRY OUR REAL LIVE COURAGE-TESTING MACHINE.

IN THE JUNGLES THERE ARE MONSTERS

IN THE TREETOPS AND THE VINES

IN THE OCEANS THERE ARE 'ORRORS THAT FLOAT IN THE SHOALS

ARE YOU READY NOW TO COME WITH ME

AND LOOK INTO YOUR FEARS?

ARE YOU READY NOW TO LOOK INTO YOUR SOULS?

WORST OF ALL, DEARS, ARE THE LADIES

WHO WILL HAUNT YOU NIGHT AND DAY

THEY WILL DRAIN YOU DRY AND PICK YOUR BODY CLEAN

SHOULD YOU RUN?  SHOULD YOU STAY? 

CAN YOU EVER GET AWAY?

ASK OUR REAL, LIVE, COURAGE-TESTING MACHINE.

MARLOW

I can save myself a shilling, Moby.  She's already scared

the devil out of me.

MOBY

Come on, Marlow.  Be brave.

MARLOW

That's easy for a toothed whale to say.

HAG

'Ere you go, Maytes.  Step right through 'ere.

 

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