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   KROH
the greening of a small planet

In this satire on the global economy — written entirely in "epic or heroic doggerel" — a rainbow delegation of nineteen Earthlings, including an Economist, a Navajo, two Politicians, a Rabbi, a Psychiatrist, a Duck, and two Crocodiles (see CONTENTS below for complete listing), travels to the planet Kroh to see if it is ripe for trade with Earth.

Some delegates harbor schemes that will help them profit personally, without regard for the planet’s inhabitants and ecology. Some are on quests of self-discovery. The Krohtians, teddy-bearish creatures with the minds of men, are happy to see the visitors come, and glad to see them go. 

                             

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Table of Contents

Ch. 1 Click here to listen! THE PROLOGUE Click here to read!
Ch. 2 Click here to listen! THE SPACE SHIP
Ch. 3 Click here to listen!  THE DELEGATION
Ch. 4 Click here to listen!  THE DUCK Click here to read!
Ch. 5 Click here to listen!  THE COUNTDOWN AND THE BLAST-OFF
Ch. 6 Click here to listen!  A WORD ABOUT...KROH Click here to read!
Ch. 7 Click here to listen! THE GALLEY
Ch. 8 Click here to listen! EN ROUTE
Ch. 9 Click here to listen!  THE PHILOSOPHER
Ch. 10 Click here to listen! THE CROCS
Ch. 11 Click here to listen!  MEANWHILE, UP ON KROH
Ch. 12 Click here to listen! THE BIO-PROSPECTOR
Ch. 13 Click here to listen!  THE REVEREND AND THE RABBI Click here to read!
Ch. 14 Click here to listen! THE PSYCHIATRIST
Ch. 15 Click here to listen!  A GENERAL DISCUSSION
(Including the Real Estate
Developer, the Cartographer,
The Economist, the Geologist
And the Duck)
Ch. 16 Click here to listen!  THE POET AND THE CEO
Ch. 17 Click here to listen!  THE GENERAL AND THE NAVAJO
Ch. 18 Click here to listen!  THE POLITICIANS
Ch. 19 Click here to listen!  THE LAST SUPPER
Ch. 20 Click here to listen!  THE VIGIL
Ch. 21 Click here to listen!  THE ARRIVAL
Ch. 22 Click here to listen!  BONDING
Ch. 23 Click here to listen!  DUCK.COM
Ch. 24 Click here to listen!  THE SMOKE SCREEN
Ch. 25 Click here to listen!  THE OTHER CAMPSITE TALES
Ch. 26 Click here to listen!  ANOTHER GENESIS Click here to read!
Ch. 27 Click here to listen!  THE OTHER GOSPEL
Ch. 28 Click here to listen!  BUNTER'S AWAKENING
Ch. 29 Click here to listen!  EXPLORING KROH
Ch. 30 Click here to listen!  THE FIRST POLLING
Ch. 31 Click here to listen!  BREAKFAST ON DAY FOUR
Ch. 32 Click here to listen!  A CARTOGRAPHER IN LOVE
Ch. 33 Click here to listen!  THE NITTY GRITTY Click here to read!
Ch. 34 Click here to listen!  PLANTING CORN
Ch. 35 Click here to listen!  RETURN OF THE CROCS
Ch. 36 Click here to listen!  THE WARNING
Ch. 37 Click here to listen!  THE 50-GALLON DRUM
Ch. 38 Click here to listen!  THE NAVAJO'S DILEMMA Click here to read!
Ch. 39 Click here to listen!  THE FIGHT FOR HEARTS AND MINDS
Ch. 40 Click here to listen!  DAY SEVEN ESCAPE FROM KROH
Ch. 41 Click here to listen!  THE INTERVIEWS
Ch. 42 Click here to listen!  APERITIF TIME
Ch. 43 Click here to listen!  PRELUDE TO A GOSPEL
Ch. 44 Click here to listen!  THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MEL
Ch. 45   Click here to listen!  THE EPILOGUE

 

All author’s proceeds from this volume will be donated to conservation societies.

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